Geek Confessional: I’m a Found Footage Junkie

  1. Geek Confessional: I’ve got (a lot of) game
  2. Geek Confessional: I’ve written for Deep Space Nine, Lois & Clark, and The X-Files (sort of)
  3. Geek Confessional Update: I have the scripts!
  4. Geek Confessional: I once gave a wedding toast in Klingon
  5. Geek Confessional: The Hair
  6. Geek Confessional: I Have a Dream, Disney!
  7. Geek Confessional: I did the fanfic thing
  8. Geek Confessional: I’m a Gilmore Guy
  9. Geek Confessional: Fus Roh Uh-Oh
  10. Geek Confessional: I was brainwashed by Jar Jar Binks
  11. Geek Confessional: I’m a professional wrestling fan
  12. Geek Confessional: I wrote storylines for two wrestling companies (sort of)
  13. Geek Confessional: My First Screenplay
  14. Geek Confessional: My Second Screenplay
  15. Geek Confessional: My Third (and final) Screenplay
  16. Geek Confessional: I’m a Found Footage Junkie
  17. Geek Confessional: I’ve Never Played Dungeons and Dragons
  18. Geek Confessional: I didn’t read C.S. Lewis until I was an adult
  19. Geek Confessional: I’ve only been to one comic book convention
  20. Geek Confessional: I tried writing for dinner theatre
  21. Geek Confessional: My first “book” was a poorly drawn comic series
  22. Geek Confessional: My “second book” was a horrible YA adventure
  23. Geek Confessional: My High School Manuscripts
  24. Geek Confessional: My First Christian Fiction
  25. Geek Confessional: The Return of the Christian Fiction
  26. Geek Confessional: When Dreams Die Hard
  27. Geek Confessional: When the Time Comes to Stop
  28. Geek Confessional: When It All Goes Off the Rails
  29. Geek Confessional: A Super Conference
  30. Geek Confessional: When One Becomes “Three”
  31. Geek Confessional: Time to Get Numb Again
  32. Geek Confessional: An Honor to be Nominated
  33. Geek Confessional: The Ironic Origins of The Hive
  34. Geek Confessional: An Authorial Bucket List

My last three outings in the Confessional were all about my half-witted attempts at writing movies, so I figured it might not be a bad idea to follow up with a movie-related confession. There’s a certain style that’s emerged in recent years that I really enjoy even though most people don’t.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a weakness for found footage films.

I know, the herky-jerky camera motion can make people nauseous. And there’s usually a ridiculous explanation as to why the characters are documenting every single moment of their lives. But for whatever reason, I just love them. It’s even enough to get me to cross a genre-line that I usually don’t.

See, normally, I want nothing to do with horror movies. I don’t like the gore and I’m not a fan of being scared. But I’m willing to watch them if it’s a found footage movie. I have no idea why that is, especially given what happened with the first found footage movie I ever saw.

I remember it well: The Blair Witch Project.

Blair Witch ProjectFor those of you who have blocked this memory out of your minds, let me get you caught up: this movie was supposedly a documentary made by three film students about an urban legend. These three kids went into woods, spooky stuff happened while they were camping, and they wound up fleeing into an abandoned house where…well, I think they all got killed. Hard to say.

Looking back on it, it wasn’t all that frightening. But here’s what got me: this was a great example of a viral marketing campaign that worked. The folks behind it pretended like this was a real thing, like this really happened. There was a website that was supposedly put together by the missing students’ families. They played this straight for months, like this was actual footage that was found in the woods.

Now I had a pretty good idea that none of that was true. But the night I watched the movie, the doubt was enough to freak me out. Let me put it to you this way: the end of the movie takes place in a basement. That’s where the characters met their off-screen grisly fates. Well, when I got home from the movie, I had to do my laundry, which was all in the basement of my house. And I didn’t want to go down there. I remember running into the basement to change stuff over as quickly as possible. Stupid, right?

But that was just the beginning. Once they started coming more regularly, I made sure to see them. Paranormal Activity? Seen them all (except I haven’t gotten around to the last one yet). Cloverfield? Not too bad. And it’s not just the horror movies either. Chronicle, Almanac, Earth to Echo, I’ve enjoyed them all.

But there’s one that really stood out of the bunch: Trollhunter. Seriously. You need to see this movie. It is so good and clever and wonderful. Just see it. It’s on Netflix.

I love this genre so much that I even tried making my own found footage film. Except I didn’t put it to film. I wrote about what it would be about on my blog. And eventually, I gave up on it because I realized, I really don’t know how to write movies. I think we established that already. But if you’re curious about what I came up with, you can check it out. It’s still on my blog. Check it out if you want.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I just learned that they’re actually releasing another Blair Witch sequel. For reals, even. I think I need to start planning a new movie night.

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